I’m sure you’ve asked yourself a dozen times what’s the best way to make friends with a hot-tattooed ginger guy. Well, I can only tell you how to do it from experience. First, help them get an apartment in San Francisco when they decide to leave The Big Apple – then invite them over to your place for a Naked Cocktail Party. That’s just what I did after Dan Fettig reached out to me on Facebook looking for housing. He has over 24K followers on Instagram and by the looks of the pics on his profile you would think he was born wearing only a jockstrap and a pair of heels. I recently got him tuxedoed up when I invited him out on a fancy date. We did some shopping together with Jackson at Sui Generis Consignment – let’s just say I carried my ‘Sugar Mama’ purse. He cleaned up real nice, was the perfect date and won me over with his smile and giggle – both which could break your heart – so be warned gays.

Image by Darren Ankenbauer
Dan answers my foodie questionnaire here:
What is your favorite dessert?
Pie with rocky road ice cream – DUH!!!
What restaurant would you call home?
There was this place in Chelsea that was my go-to, no matter how terrible the dates were the food was always amazing – Pepe Giallo on 10th Avenue.
What is the strangest or most inspiring thing you’ve ever eaten?
Eating shark was definitely a different one.
What was your favorite breakfast cereal as a kid?
Oreo O’s – DUH!!!
What is your favorite food to pig-out on after the club?
This is gonna sound gross – but I usually have pickles and drink the juice! It’s good to get that sodium back and I’m usually alone – so the smell isn’t an issue.

Tuxedo shopping with Dan and Jackson.

Dan and I at Powerblouse at Powerhouse. Image by Shot In The City